attempts at cooking

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So in my attempt to make some Spanish rice tonight, I totally burned it and set off the smoke alarm. I wasn’t quite sure what to do, because at Taylor we always had to evacuate when we set off the smoke alarm… But no fire trucks pulled up and I just turned on the fan over the stove and stood there wondering what to do until it suddenly stopped.

This is proof that I should not be cooking! I am fine if it’s something that’s baked, but anytime I try to do something on the stove, it burns or something and is unedible.

I decided to forgo the fried rice and just make it the standard way, in a pot of boiling water. I can handle that. Sheesh. Stupid cooking. Why do we have to eat anyways? I’m seriously thinking of taking up a Slim Fast diet; not because I need to lose weight but because I am so tired of coming up with meals. I am going to make an awful wife and mother.

Well there you have it. If you ever come to visit, and I actually cook something, feel very honored!

That’s all I have to say for tonight.