Wycliffe translates the Bible into different languages so all can truly understand God’s Word. Here is the latest translation: ;-)

The LORD is my programmer,
I shall not crash.
He installed his software on
the hard disk of my heart;
All his commands are user friendly;
His directory moves me to the right choices
for His name’s sake.
Even though I scroll through
the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs,
for you are my backup;
Your password protects me;
You prepare a menu before me
in the presence of my enemies.

Your help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me
All the days of my life,
and my file will be merged with
God’s and saved forever.