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spam emails

spam emails

So, Joanna warned me about posting things to Craigslist. And she wasn’t wrong. Ever since I put an ad up on Craigslist I have been hit with SOO many phishing emails! Probably 2 or 3 a day. So lesson learned – get a special Craigslist email address. Or, just put your phone number. Anyways, an email I got yesterday caught my eye as I was about to delete it. I read the whole thing. And laughed. And for your pleasure,…

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negative emails

negative emails

Today I checked my email and found that I had negative one emails! It cracked me up. Of course, getting negative emails isn’t cool. So maybe you can help by sending me some to offset that. :-)

baby hugs

baby hugs

Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First: Spy a baby. 2. Second: Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby. If you smell baby powder and the aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby. 3. Next: You will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. 4. Then: Simply slide paws around baby. 5. Finally: If a camera is present, you will need to, “hug, smile, and lean” to achieve the…

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news from the onion

news from the onion

I thought I would pass on a few links from a reliable news source, The Onion. Because of my career field, this one struck me as being especially important: Extra-Slanty Italics Introduced For Extremely Important Words Paul appreciated this one. He wrote on his website, “[It] really highlights the absurdity that sometimes occurs when 24/7 News agencies (such as CNN) are reporting a breaking news story especially when the story is still quite fluid.” Breaking News: Something Happening In Haiti…

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