overheard in our house
Ashley: “Susan was teasing me for referring to it as ‘regular Coke’.” Paul: “Well, what other kind of Coke is there?” Ashley: “You know, Diet Coke, Mountain Dew Coke, Dr Pepper Coke….” —————— Ashley: “Why is the faucet squirting all weird like that?” Paul: “It’s because we lost the water pressure.” (Our water was off for a while this evening.) “Imagine a garden hose…” Ashley: “Okay, Charlie.” At the same instant, we both had had the same mental picture: Charlie…