Me: Savannah, where is Caroline’s changing pad?
Savannah: In the freezer.
Me: In the freezer? What is it doing there??
Savannah: It wasn’t cold!

Savannah: Vacation Bible School has two names! Vacation Bible School and VBS!
Ashley: That’s right!
Savannah: Rose has two names too! Rose and Bad Wolf!
Ashley: That’s my little Whovian.

Then, a few days later, she asked me for an apple. We only had pears, so I explained that to her when I handed her the pear.
Savannah: Apples have two names too. Apples and pears.
Ashley: Ummmm…

I regularly switch between wearing my contacts and my glasses. The past week, I’ve been wearing my glasses a lot which seems to have confused Savannah. We had the following conversation in the car.

Savannah: Where are your sunglasses?
Ashley: I can’t wear my sunglasses because I’m wearing my glasses. I can’t wear both at the same time.
Savannah: Why don’t you take off your glasses?
Ashley: Because then I won’t be able to see!
Savannah: You didn’t wear your glasses yesterday.
Ashley: I was wearing my contacts. They help me see too, just like my glasses.
Savannah: (confused, continues to question me about sunglasses/glasses/contacts until we arrive home)