M*A*S*H comes to life

From an email forwarded to me by my sister:

My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable about military rankings asked Ken to explain what the promotion meant.

After several failed attempts to get us to understand, he sighed and said, “Before, I was Hawkeye Pierce, but now I’m Frank Burns.”

Expressions of understanding immediately lit the room.


"Britney Spears stumbles, nearly drops baby"

I feel kinda bad for her. It must be hard enough to be a new mom, without the media breathing down your neck, watching for any mistake you might make. Whoops, accidentally put the baby’s car seat facing forward and not backwards, and the public looks down on your parenting skills. I think we should spend more time paying attention to the thousands of children who are daily beaten or molested by their parents. But that’s not as interesting according to the media. *sigh*


empty nest

My youngest sister graduates from high school today. I wish I could be there to celebrate with her… I’ve never been to a sibling’s graduation before… But in keeping with the family tradition, at least one member of the family cannot be present and so therefore, it is my duty to congratulate her from afar.

What school does a graduation on a Thursday afternoon anyways? I’d have to take 3 days off work to go… If I wasn’t getting married this year, I would totally go, but I need all my vacation days for the honeymoon… I read somewhere that a majority of the people polled would prefer more vacation days over a higher salary. I think I feel the same way. I wish so much of my life was not consumed by work. Ah, tis the sacrifice of a career… which I don’t desire to have, but is forced upon me due to this silly thing called “cost of living”.

I have been somewhat absent these past few days due to a time-consuming project at work. In an effort to just get it done, I have resorted to working on it in the evenings as well, with Paul helping me when he can. I’m almost done, though! It’s going to look good after I’m finished, but right now it’s just tedious work (redesigning a large website with a lot of content). I’m also horribly behind in my blog reading and commenting. In fact, the only blogs I’ve been reading are Xanga blogs… I also need to respond to Frankie’s post in the Gerig/Taylor forum.

Of course, other things have been going on besides work. Lots of wedding stuff… and soon, lots and lots of address writing. Today are engagement photos at Piedmont Park – excited about that! I will post those pictures when we get them.

Oh right, I just remembered that I was going to talk about my baby sister. As I mentioned, today is her high school graduation! She is going to college in the fall, where she will major in Outdoor Education. My sister is ending her high school career on a high note: This year she was promoted to 2nd lieutenant, making her only the 5th person in the history of her high school (15 years) to rank as an officer in JROTC! I don’t think she’s going to join the Marines anytime soon, but I’m still proud of her! You can see more pictures of her here. (I wish I had a good picture of her in her ROTC uniform!)

I love my sister and I’m excited that she’s only going to be a 3 hour drive away next year. :-)



laura is waking up!

For those of you who remember, Laura is a Taylor student who was critically injured in the van/semi crash a few weeks ago. Today I got an email from Laura’s cousin (my former roommate) with really good news:

The VanRyn family had the blessing of hearing Laura’s voice last night!!!! That’s right, she was speaking words to them. She kept saying “hi” last night and this morning she has added “good morning” and “pops”. PRAISE THE LORD!!!! There is no doubt that His hand has been in this situation and I am so thankful that He is using all of this for His own glory. Please spread the word. Laura is coming so close to waking up…what a joyous day that will be!!! Keep praying for her emotional well-being during this time. She has a lot to deal with when she regains consciousness.

Laura will be given her diploma at Taylor’s graduation ceremonies on Saturday (with her sister Lisa walking in her place). Also, posthumous degrees will be given to Betsy, Brad, and Laurel (three of the students who were killed in the crash).

If you want to keep updated on Laura’s progress, check out the blog her family has been updating.